PDF《The Bab Ballads》

m sorry to say that I'

ve heard that sailors sometimes swear, But I never yet heard a BUN say anything wrong, I declare. When Jack Tars meet, they meet with a Messmate, ho! What cheer? But here, on the HOT CROSS BUN, it was How do you do, my dear? When Jack Tars growl, I believe they growl with a big big D- But the strongest oath of the HOT CROSS BUNS was a mild Dear me! Yet, though they were all well-bred, you could scarcely call them slick: Whenever a sea was on, they were all extremely sick;

And whenever the weather was calm, and the wind was light and fair, They spent more time than a sailor should on his back back hair. They certainly shivered and shook when ordered aloft to run, And they screamed when LIEUTENANT BELAYE discharged his only gun. And as he was proud of his gun - such pride is hardly wrong - The Lieutenant was blazing away at intervals all day long. They all agreed very well, though at times you heard it said That BILL had a way of his own of making his lips look red - That JOE looked quite his age - or somebody might declare That BARNACLE'

S long pig-tail was never his own own hair. BELAYE would admit that his men were of no great use to him, But, then, he would say, there is little to do on a gunboat trim I can hand, and reef, and steer, and fire my big gun too - And it IS such a treat to sail with a gentle well-bred crew. I saw him every day. How the happy moments sped! Reef topsails! Make all taut! There'

s dirty weather ahead! (I do not mean that tempests threatened the HOT CROSS BUN, In THAT case, I don'

t know whatever we SHOULD have done!) After a fortnight'

s cruise, we put into port one day, And off on leave for a week went kind LIEUTENANT BELAYE, And after a long long week had passed (and it seemed like a life), LIEUTENANT BELAYE The Bab Ballads

7 returned to his ship with a fair young wife! He up, and he says, says he, O crew of the HOT CROSS BUN, Here is the wife of my heart, for the Church has made us one! And as he uttered the word, the crew went out of their wits, And all fell down in so many separate fainting-fits. And then their hair came down, or off, as the case might be, And lo! the rest of the crew were simple girls, like me, Who all had fled from their homes in a sailor'

s blue array, To follow the shifting fate of kind LIEUTENANT BELAYE. It'

s strange to think that I should ever have loved young men, But I'

m speaking of ten years past - I was barely sixty then, And now my cheeks are furrowed with grief and age, I trow! And poor POLL PINEAPPLE'

S eyes have lost their lustre now! The Bab Ballads

8 Ballad: The Two Ogres Good children, list, if you'

re inclined, And wicked children too - This pretty ballad is designed Especially for you. Two ogres dwelt in Wickham Wold - Each TRAITS distinctive had: The younger was as good as gold, The elder was as bad. A wicked, disobedient son Was JAMES M'

ALPINE, and A contrast to the elder one, Good APPLEBODY BLAND. M'

ALPINE - brutes like him are few - In greediness delights, A melancholy victim to Unchastened appetites. Good, well-bred children every day He ravenously ate, - All boys were fish who found their way Into M'

ALPINE'

S net: Boys whose good breeding is innate, Whose sums are always right;

And boys who don'

t expostulate When sent to bed at night;

And kindly boys who never search The nests of birds of song;

And serious boys for whom, in church, No sermon is too long. Contrast with JAMES'

S greedy haste And comprehensive hand, The nice discriminating taste Of APPLEBODY BLAND. BLAND only eats bad boys, who swear - Who CAN behave, but DON'