DOC《作者：沪江英语 来源：国际在线 》

作者:沪江英语?来源:国际在线? 愚人节雷死人的祝福短信 愚人节快到了,赶快来这里搜罗这样最搞笑最时尚的愚人节祝福吧.

不过要注意,英文仅供搞笑,含有中式英语成分,更有可能完全不通,不能作为典范英语的参考哦. Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?! 因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩.现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?! Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate! 砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适! Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to:

1 you run fast;

as fast;

you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast;

you are beasts;

beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day! 心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;

2一样快;

3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;

2你就是禽兽;

3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐! Notice: April Fool's Day approaching, on April

1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover! 通告:愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意.以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人! Shaceng said: I have

16 change! Journey said: I have

32 change! Wukong said: I am

72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day! 沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐! After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ring relaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember? 饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?